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Okay, so "enterterrify" does work. But it occurs to me that "enterterrorize" is the better word, and you can call people "enterterrorists." [info]mtext mentioned the movie "Jesus Camp" which is a good example; I was thinking originally of Glenn Beck.

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What do you think the word "enterterrify" means? I have just coined it and Google thinks it is original. I want to know if it works without giving context.

helping kids with their homework on the internet while expecting to end up arguing on the internet
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If somebody ever comes back at you with "You're wrong, buddy, because this country is a Republic, not a Democracy!" you should punch them in the face. That's just idiotic insistence on an idiosyncratic idiom, pretending to profound political perception.

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CNN.com buries the lede (and then burns its house down)
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http://afghanistan.blogs.cnn.com/2010/02/01/are-actions-of-super-tribe-an-afghan-tipping-point/

After several paragraphs of boosterism:

Some 170 elders from the Shinwari tribe, which numbers about 400,000 people, have signed a pact vowing to burn down the house of anyone found sheltering the Taliban. It is being heralded as a “tipping point” by the U.S. commander of Task Force Mountain Warrior, Col. Randy George.

"It’s a great example, and we certainly hope it will spread..."

CALL? RESPONSE! CALL? RESPONSE!
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No-pro-rogue rally was a success; I unscientifically estimate turnout at 500. Well-organized, with sound system and marshalls. Enthusiastic crowd, entertaining chants, musical guest to finish.

Only hiccup was "looney left" type from Council of Canadians, who hijacked podium (I mean, she was invited to speak, but not about that shit.) At first she kept to the prorogation stuff, but her claims were idiotic: The Governor General is constitutionally empowered to, and should, fire the PM and all Conservative MPs, for purely political reasons. (And also there was an accusation of "election fraud" but it was so totally flippant and unexplained that I don't think it was meant seriously.)

Then she moved on to exactly the global-warming-apocalypse stuff I was writing about before. Seriously - global warming is going to KILL BILLIONS BY 2050 and RENDER EARTH UNINHABITABLE BY 2100. She claimed that this was mainstream scientific consensus as documented by the IPCC reports. And also economic growth is bad. I know that sounds like an obnoxious libertarian strawman, but it's practically a direct quote. Oh, and also we should have full employment. And we need to transition to communism "at supersonic speed." And this is somehow appropriate for a basically liberal-moderate protest about an unrelated topic.

Fucking sectarians.

arguing on the internet pt 3
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I've noticed that this group is frequently assailed by American nationalists, among them many military personnel. Since their claims are often very similar, I've taken it upon myself to write a Frequently Asked Questions list, rather than answer them individually.

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I love the way the narrator's voice quivers with exultation. And, of course, you should check out the uploader's channel. It seems that every despot, no matter how rapacious, has Western supporters somewhere. You should have seen the AboveTopSecret forums after Qaddafi's UN speech.

EDIT: Holy shit you should really check out the uploader's channel. The guy has hours of KCTV footage. North Korean television is exactly what medieval Catholics would have produced if they'd had the technology. Every action, no matter how minute or mundane, is imbued with cosmological significance. Different God, of course.

EDIT2: NORTH KOREAN IRON CHEF

ALIANS MAKE FIRST CONTACT!!!
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UFO pyramid reported over Kremlin
A giant pyramid which appears to be a UFO hovering over the Kremlin has caused frenzied speculation in Russia that it is an alien spacecraft.
Published: 6:47AM GMT 18 Dec 2009

The object has been compared to an Imperial Cruiser in the Star Wars films and witnesses estimated it could be up to a mile wide.
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arguing on the internet pt 2
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re: http://libertariancomment.com/the-federal-goverment-cant-create-jobs/

Evan Harper says:
December 19, 2009 at 7:13 am

Hey, buddy. I came here from one of your inane comments on bloggingheads; it’s really inspiring to see how how your inanity multiplies itself in the longer format. Here’s my favorite part:

“For those of you who took economics, remember the concepts of comparative advantage and mutually beneficial exchanges? (for those who need a primer, click here ) Simply put, one person/company exchanges with another person/company based on the perceived value of their offerings. [...] That’s how we’ve become the wealthiest nation in the history of civilization, by creating a society where this happens freely and fairly (via contract laws, property rights, civil rights etc). It wasn’t through government programs or central planning – in fact it was because of the lack of all that claptrap that we’ve boomed the way we have. [...] Does anyone disagree with this line of thinking? I mean, it’s actually pretty simple to see. If you have even the faintest idea about economics, you already know this.”

Speaking of not having the faintest idea: You don’t know a goddamned thing about your own country’s economic history. Nothing. Less than nothing. In fact you believe claims about American economic history which are not merely inaccurate, but are in fact the diametric opposite of the truth.

Let me put it to you in the dumbed-down Manichean style to which you, as a libertarian, are accustomed.

You know that blond, mack-daddy-lookin’ dude on the front of the ten dollar bill? That’s Alexander Hamilton. People say he’s on the ten because he was George Washington’s Treasury Secretary. He’s actually on the ten because he founded the entire U.S. economy. He was a genius. (Also a total badass, but that’s another story.) From 1789-1800, Hamilton was the second-most-powerful man in America. He was practically the co-President. Shit, you could argue that he was the first-most-powerful American during the Adams administration.

Hamilton’s formidable network of allies, even before it was officially the Federalist Party, controlled the Senate uninterrupted from 1789-1800 and the the House for most of that period. If Hamilton were around today, “Tea Party” types would be calling him the Development Czar.

Hamilton elaborated on his economic scheme in Reports to the Congress. Read them. Read the Report on Manufactures. I fucking dare you.

Hamilton: “There are still, nevertheless, respectable patrons of opinions unfriendly to the encouragement of manufactures. The following are, substantially, the arguments by which these opinions are defended:”

…and now it’s your line, libertarian:

“To endeavor, by the extraordinary patronage of government, to accelerate the growth of manufactures, is, in fact, to endeavor, by force and art, to transfer the natural current of industry from a more to a less beneficial channel. Whatever has such a tendency, must necessarily be unwise; indeed, it can hardly ever be wise in a government to attempt to give a direction to the industry of its citizens. This, under the quick-sighted guidance of private interest, will, if left to itself, infallibly find its own way to the most profitable employment; and it is by such employment, that the public prosperity will be most effectually promoted. To leave industry to itself, therefore, is, in almost every case, the soundest as well as the simplest policy.”

Hamilton again:

“This mode of reasoning is founded upon facts and principles which have certainly respectable pretensions. If it had governed the conduct of nations more generally than it has done, there is room to suppose that it might have carried them faster to prosperity and greatness than they have attained by the pursuit of maxims too widely opposite. Most general theories, however, admit of numerous exceptions, and there are few, if any, of the political kind, which do not blend a considerable portion of error with the truths they inculcate. In order to an accurate judgment how far that which has been just stated ought to be deemed liable to a similar imputation, it is necessary to advert carefully to the considerations which plead in favor of manufactures, and which appear to recommend the special and positive encouragement of them in certain cases and under certain reasonable limitations.”

Alexander Hamilton explicitly endorsed federal intervention in the economy to promote favored sectors (in this case, manufactured goods) at the expense of others (in this case, agriculture).

And later, he gives one of his reasons for thinking this is a good idea: “besides the persons regularly engaged in [factory work], [factories] afford occasional and extra employment to industrious individuals and families, who are willing to devote the leisure resulting from the intermissions of their ordinary pursuits to collateral labors, as a resource for multiplying their acquisitions or their enjoyments. The husbandman himself experiences a new source of profit and support from the increased industry of his wife and daughters, invited and stimulated by the demands of the neighboring manufactories.”

OH SNAP! The guy on the front of the sawbuck is down with the federal government creating jobs. In the Year of our Lord Seventeen-Hundred and Ninety-Fucking-One.

By the way, Hamilton’s proposals were accepted, were implemented, and worked wonders. Later administrations continued in the same vein – even Jefferson, who was greatly opposed to them on ideological grounds, couldn’t argue with success.

The first really pro-free-market President to come along was Andrew Jackson. He was a regular man of the people, who tirelessly campaigned against the Eastern industrial élites. He paid down a vast portion of the national debt. He shut down the evil central bankers, replacing them with good sound silver and gold. The U.S. economy promptly imploded and sank into a long, deep depression.

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